Cingo

They will tell you, “Cingo is a naughty dog.” They will tell you, “Cingo is an incorrigible rascal.” They will tell you, “Cingo is a troublemaker with a tail.”... DON’T BELIEVE IT! They can’t stand me, that’s all. People are jealous of me, they are so jealous. That’s the real reason they shout “Cingooooo, don’t do it!” all day long. They all have their eyes on me. I know. They cause trouble because they can’t shake themselves dry like me, can’t hang around like me, can’t play catch-up like me. That’s why everything I do causes trouble. Read and see how they exaggerate… Read and see how right I am… Read and see, am I human or not?